Car Plunges Into River After Spider Falls Into Teen’s Lap

"VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F" (veearrrsix) 09/06/2016 at 17:50 • Filed to: None

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Seems completely reasonable to me. Other acceptable reactions would be to set the car on fire, take it to the crusher, sell to the MCM crew...

Takuro Spirit > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 17:52

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Sees wheels.

Clicks link to see what kind of car it is.

Reads “huntsman spider”

Googles.

DUDE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO

Tohru > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 17:53

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After the car was in the river I would’ve set it on fire just to be safe.

bob and john > Takuro Spirit 09/06/2016 at 17:54

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welp. so much for sleep tonight.

Tripper > Takuro Spirit 09/06/2016 at 17:54

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lol yea fuck that noise I’d bail too. What kind of car was it? Passat/jetta?

HammerheadFistpunch > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 17:54

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Pictured, the kind of spider that landed on him

Not some dinky daddy long legs.

Yeah, they are mostly helpfully chaps, and not really dangerous but c’mon tell me you wouldn’t freak the hell out if that lept onto your lap.

Takuro Spirit > Tripper 09/06/2016 at 17:54

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Don’t know, currently dousing everything I own in gas just in case.

Takuro Spirit > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 17:55

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Heh, we picked the same image <3

HammerheadFistpunch > Takuro Spirit 09/06/2016 at 17:55

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Totes keyboard hearts

Takuro Spirit > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 17:56

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I was driving up north in my standard cab truck with the window down and a hornet came in the window, bounced off the back window, and landed in my lap.

I found out that day how good the ABS was on the gravel shoulder I’lltellyouhwhat.

vicali > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 17:58

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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA —

yep, would do the same.. everything in Australia is trying to kill you.

Jcarr > Tohru 09/06/2016 at 18:00

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Better set the whole river on fire just in case.

For Sweden > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 18:02

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What do you know, more reasons to ban millennials.

VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F > Tripper 09/06/2016 at 18:28

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Jetta.

1111111111111111111111 > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/06/2016 at 19:04

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I almost did this after biting into a hamburger and seeing tomato in there. It ended up not even having tomato.

TheHondaBro > Takuro Spirit 09/06/2016 at 19:18

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Biggest spiders in the world. Fuck every part of that.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 09/06/2016 at 19:21

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What we need are autonomous millennials.

shop-teacher > Takuro Spirit 09/06/2016 at 20:10

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In addition to bailing, I’d probably rip my cloths off and set them on fire, just in case.

shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch 09/06/2016 at 20:11

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I was all set to make fun of this driver, but after seeing that picture ... Nope, I’d bail too.

For Sweden > TheHondaBro 09/06/2016 at 20:14

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But they’re already mindless drones

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheHondaBro 09/06/2016 at 20:45

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I don’t like your version of the future.

Tohru > Jcarr 09/06/2016 at 22:40

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It’s the only logical choice.

jkm7680 > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 09/07/2016 at 21:02

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Passat

VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F > jkm7680 09/07/2016 at 22:18

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Upon further review the ruling on the field is overturned... it is a Passat.